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If you were one of the lucky few that glimpsed a large cloud of puppies and glitter floating over the Eastern seaboard of the United States this week, well, you might have been wondering what it was from. The answer is….LOVE, baby, LOVE, as in Rosie O’Donnell has moved on from Kellie Carpenter to a new lady with SIX KIDS. SIX. What, there were no available lesbians without a brood of tax deductions? Aw, but I guess we should be happy for Rosie, she’s had a rough year of it, what with the counting her money and breaking up with her girlfriend, counting her money and warring with Donald Trump, counting her money and getting kicked off the View. Poor little lamb. Shoot, you know what? I’d become a lesbian in a heartbeat for Rosie. Come on, you know what I’m talking about. That Scrooge McDuck pile of moolah would go a LONG way towards easing my death grip on heterosexuality. IT WOULD HAVE TO. image Bauer Griffin Post from: Snarky Gossip

Oh, I don’t know about this. It kinda makes sense: we’ve seen Kate Gosselin’s marriage fall apart on TV, so the next logical step would be watching the mother of eight date on TV , right? Apparently, Kate is “in talks” to do just that, according to PopEater. “Love her or hate her, people are fascinated by Kate,” a TV executive tells me. “she has a lot of mouths to feed and Kate looking for love will certainly put bread on the table.” At this point, the show is still in the “development” stage, meaning it hasn’t been greenlit yet. I think it will be hard enough for Kate to date without trying to do it on reality TV! Would you want to watch? Photos by INF

Maybe. Maybe not. Mariah Carey reportedly has been approached to play Vanessa Hudgens’ mother in a comedy based on reality TV shows like ‘American Idol’ and ‘X-Factor.’ ” Mariah is eager to capitalize on her acclaimed performance in Precious with another movie,” revealed one insider. “There is one project where she would play one half of a mother and daughter singing duo who audition for a TV talent show. “Vanessa Hudgens has already been approached for the daughter role. The only sticking point seems to be whether Mariah feels comfortable playing mom to a teenager. She’s a little sensitive when it comes to her age.” Well, if the script is good, then I hope Mariah takes the part. It’s not like we don’t know her age, already Would you like to see Mariah and Vanessa pair up? I would LOVE to see a good comedy spoofing these competition shows- LOL. Photos by Wenn.com

Remember the story from a few days ago that Tiger Woods was spotted partying with his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel ? Well, Rachel (and her attorney, Gloria Allred ) are denying that rumor. ” Ms. Uchitel has had absolutely no contact with Tiger Woods for quite some time, and has not seen him or had any communication with him since she has been in Palm Beach,” [Gloria's] statement read. Rachel told Access Hollywood she went out with a group of friends on the night the rumored partying occurred. Of course, by now, she could have just said nothing, because we’ve all pretty much forgotten, but where’s the publicity in that? Here’s to hoping all of Tiger’s alleged mistresses are able to put this whole mess behind them and move on with their lives (privately) in 2010 Photos by INF

This is starting to sound all too familiar. OK! magazine reports Charlie Sheen has offered to increase Brooke Mueller’s prenup by $1 million if she agrees to stay with him and he stays out of jail. Brooke has told friends that Charlie’s team made her the offer after his arrest on domestic violence charges after a Christmas Day argument spiraled out of control. Sources close to Brooke say she was told by Charlie’s people that if he goes to prison, there will be no money for her and no child support money for their nine-month-old twins Bob and Max. Now that doesn’t sound right to me. How could Charlie just refuse to pay child support and whatever alimony was agreed to in their prenup if he goes to jail? He reportedly earns six figures per episode of ‘Two and a Half Men,’ so he has the money. Brooke’s attorney is now saying she wants to work things out in the marriage. Hopefully everyone will stay safe: that’s the most important thing! Update : Brooke’s attorney told People: ” I don’t think any discussion about finances is true .” Photos by Wenn.com

This sounds a bit overblown to me, but you know we’re going to be hearing about it again and again leading up to the Golden Globes. Jennifer Aniston will present, and since Brad Pitt’s movie ‘Inglourious Basterds’ has several Golden Globe nominations, the actor and his partner, Angelina Jolie , are likely to be at the ceremony. ” Jen can’t wait to see them because she wants them to squirm,” an insider close to Brad and Jen tells Life & Style. Why would Brad and Angelina squirm? This is SO old! But I’m looking forward to all the red carpet dresses we get to see during awards season. Aren’t you? Photos by Wenn.com

In Touch reports this as fact, but I have to admit, I’m kinda hoping it’s fiction. Anyway, the story is that Kate Hudson started calling ex-boyfriend Owen Wilson when things began unravelling with Alex Rodriguez . Says an insider, “They hadn’t seen each other for some time, but when things took a turn for the worse with Alex, Kate got in touch with Owen. They are reestablishing their friendship — we’ll see what happens. They know each other really well. They were talking about getting married at one time,” says the insider. “Their friends also think there are unresolved feelings between them. There’s something there.” Well, Kate and Owen make one adorable-looking couple, I’ll give them that. And I can see where there may be unresolved feelings, but that doesn’t necessarily mean rekindling a relationship is a good idea. It seems like too much has happened with them. It should also be noted that Owen was recently spotted with a ” mystery woman ” in Hawaii this week, so who knows what’s going on there? Yet, if Kate and Owen are truly in love, then they’re in love. Honestly, only they know. What do you think: fact or fiction? Photos by INF

Forget Star Trek. Forget X-Men. Forget Hamlet and Macbeth and Waiting for Godot. The video above shows Patrick Stewart, knighted in the New Year Honours list, in surely his finest role. It’s that glorious scene from Ricky Gervais’s Extras. Extras was inconsistent, making a big deal of mocking celebrity culture while at the same time cuddling

“What have we done to deserve this?” wailed a very senior civil servant in the then Department of the Environment to me back in 1993. The reason for his anguish was the appointment of a new Secretary of State, John Gummer. Gummer was arriving after a long stint at the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food,

  Can someone please tell me what these girls are famous for? These girl’s are in desperate need of some class. In this picture featuring Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian, it’s completely clear that they have absolutely no respect for themselves. What self respecting women would put themselves out there in this manner and call it good TV? Not to mention, Kourtney is 9 months pregnant in the photo. Keeping up with the Kardashians, I thought it is supposed to be about the Kardashian family as a whole. Obviously, sex really does sell.

  Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized in Hawaii after suffering from serious chest pains. According to KITV, paramedics responded to a call at the Kahala Hotel in Honolulu at 2:41 PM and transported Rush to Queens Medical Center. A rep from the Rush Limbaugh camp released the following statement: “Rush was admitted to and is resting comfortably in a Honolulu hospital today after suffering chest pains.” Rush is listed in serious condition. Sucks for him. Get well dude.