The Tyra Banks Show – canceled!
Well, dammit! I bet Joel McHale from Talk Soup is sobbing into his cornflakes at this news. Apparently, Tyra Banks is ending her show after five years of Vaseline, crocodile tears, and assorted mayhem; the last show is scheduled for Spring 2010. DAMMIT! Who else is gonna wear the fat suit and ask the peole on the train if they think her big butt can fit in the chair? Who else is gonna get girlfriends to dress up as men and go undercover with their boyfriends to see what they’re really doing during their guys night out? Who else but Tyra Banks, that bastion of journalistic integrity? I AM BEREFT. Here’s what she had to say : “My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are,” Tyra says. “There’s a lot cooking right now and a lot of fire burning in my heart. And I salute you my amazing family of viewers; without you there never would have been a Tyra Show. I really love you all.” Oh, and after that she adjusted herself to sit more comfortably on her Scrooge McDuck-like pile of money. FIERCE. Also, TyTy? Just because Oprah got a whole buncha love for ending HER show doesn’t mean you’re going to. Let’s celebrate the end of Tyra with a few of the more memorable animations that have flown around the webernets: Can’t have a Tyra Tribute without…….VASELINE!!! Tyra Banks says goodbye to talk show (cnn.com) Tyra Banks Ends Talk Show (justjared.buzznet.com) The Tyra Show Is No More! (perezhilton.com) Joel McHale (elle.com) Tyra Banks Sorta Apologizes For “Blackface” Photoshoot [Race Relations] (jezebel.com) image Bauer Griffin Post from: Snarky Gossip

